Happy Birthday Jinghan!!!

well, i suppose u've known me as a person with lame jokes at the beginning so now i'll just tell u more lame stories of mine~~ today is ur happy day~~ so be happy~~

errm in fact… u shd be happy everyday=D


The crow and the rabbit

A rabbit was hopping ard and saw a crow on top of a tree doing nothing. He felt amused and asked the crow whether he could sit ard the tree and do nothing as well. The crow said, “sure, y not?”

But soon a fox came, pounced on the rabbit and ate it

Moral of the story:
If u wanna sit there and do nothing, u’d better be sitting high up=D


Bullshit

A turkey was seen tokking to a bull about his desire to fly up to the tall tree in front of them. But the turkey knew he was too weak and was rather dejected.

Bull: y dun u try eating my dung, they are full of nutrients

And the turkey thought it was worth a try and nibbled at the bull’s waste. He stepped over to the tree and tried to fly up. To his surprise, he could reach the lowest branch of the tree!! So everyday he nibbled at some of the bull’s shit and everyday he flew a little higher up the tree. Until he finally got to the top!!

And dat’s when a farmer saw it, and promptly shot it down

Moral of the story:
Bullshit may get u up there, but u wun stay there for long =D


The singing bird

A bird was flying south during winter. But it was very cold and the bird froze and dropped onto the ground. While it was on the ground, a bull came and shat on it.
As the bird was cursing for being so unlucky dat such things have to happen to him, he began to realise the warm dung is actually thawing him out!!!
The bird was so happy he started singing, until a cat came by, heard his singing, dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. not everybody who gets u into deep shit is ur enemy
2. not everyone who gets u out of shit is ur fren
3. And when u get into deep shit, keep ur mouth shut!!! =D


Cheers,
Yangming, Defiant Hero