How to win Everytime at the new IR. (Integrated Resort)

As Mr Brown has kindly stated, please do not term the new Casinos as Casinos but rather, Integrated Resorts. (And I realised that there is no strikethrough functions in Blogger... Blueh!) My classmates have kindly pointed out to me that the moment you enter the Casi.. I mean, Integrated Resort and BEFORE you have even laid down a single chip on the table...

Thank you, you've donated (lost) $100 to charitable foundations.

For some more superstitious people (especially Chinese) such a loss would be considered bad omen. Before anyone starts to burn and sacrifice animals at the front of the Casi... Integrated Resorts (There are 2!!!) so as to curry favour any Gods of Gambling around, and thereby making a big mess of themselves with the blood, AND scaring away tourists, Yangming is here to help!

With a sure-fire way of winning every trip to the Integrated Resorts. The more you go, the more you win! WOW!

Simply pay $2000 up front for a year's entrance. Walk in and out of the IR for 20 times, while showing whatever pass that you would gotten for that $2000 to the security guard. Each time you show, enter and exit would be $100 spent. After the 20th time, you would have broke even with the initial amount you spent!

GASP! Suddenly, it's a reverse of fortunes! Everytime you enter the IR, you would have earned $100! Now you superstitious Chinese can walk straight in with a beaming smile as wide as the entrance of the IR to the gambling table, and know that you have won $100 already!

Now that you, my brethens, all have learnt this formidible skill,
go and earn the IR's money to keep the economy active!

May your Ah pek gets followed by an Ace everytime,
Yangming

P.S. Sigh... Blogger's gathering in KL and Singapore... I wonder when will I be good enough to go for those...?